Monday, May 9, 2011

Best of Collegiate Nationals

Best Feeder:
Mesa State
The dude was wearing jorts, one of the MSU magenta jerseys, and a helmet circa 1990.  Enough said.

College-est kits:
3 way tie between Cal, Clemson, and UWP
Look at these things:
Clemson's Mossy Oak Skinsuit. It's hard to see because it's camouflaged
Cal's tie-dye skinsuit
University of Wisconsin-Platteville.  Note the fake denim shorts
Coolest Folks:
University of Montana
Obviously, I didn't talk to every team there, but nobody else drove me around all weekend.  Also, nobody else had the team motto of "UM Cycling: D*cks like Jesus."  On top of that, they brought home two top tens for the NWCCC.

Best Airport Nonsense:
2 way tie between the sign after security that said "RECOMBOBULATION AREA" and the guy at the Quizno's kiosk's voice.  It sounded like Joe Pesci meets The Waterboy.

Craziest Person in Wisconsin:
The lady who sat next to me on the bus from Madison to Milwaukee.  She had two brightly colored purses, was listening to an actual walkman, and had a sheet of paper with names all over it.  She would occasionally write a new name on her sheet.  It was weird.

This is not the bus lady


Most Intense Moment:
Some things are better left uncaptioned...

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