On Tuesday, I will begin my final semester at Boise State. While it's awesome that I'm finally finishing, that means that it's time to start looking for a real job. Without further ado, here are two reasons you may not have considered as to why you should hire me instead of some other fool.
- Food - I ride my bike a lot. A lot. I burn a lot of calories and my metabolism is usually fired up. You might be wondering why this is a reason to hire me. Here it is: I will always have food at my desk. Bonus: it's not typically going to be boring granola bars and Triscuits. It will be inventions of mine such as the Fluffernana:
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- I'll let you touch my hair whenever you want - It's like having a pet sheep who's also proficient with Microsoft Word and Excel! If you turn the break room into a bike repair studio, you can cut it, spin it into wool, and win every ugly sweater contest at every holiday party ever.
Employers, good luck finding this on anybody else's resume.
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